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Sep

anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

runawaymarbles:

x-men + text posts (5/?)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I’m sorry I keep making these dumb things. But hey, this is on redbubble, yo.

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

(Source: hermione)

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(Source: xoxwanderlustxox)

did the jetsons ever explain why everyone lives 1500 feet in the air, or are we just supposed to decide for ourselves what hideous calamity befell the earth and rendered our once noble planet unsuitable for human existence

(Source: boysinbarrettes)

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

14 years old:
I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old:
Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old:
What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)

(Source: foxycyrus)